A (VAGUELY) POETIC UPDATE ON HECTOR’S MOBILE BONES …

Alas Alack, Hector’s finished his pack.

And…

Did the Mobile Bones tonic make him more sonic?

Well it’s hard to say

But, on the eve of the day

That he began his powdery regimen

He was lame, and sore.

But now, no more!

(That’s the sore, by the way,

Not the dog per se)

So whether the powder

Is truly an astounder,

Or whether the old boy

Is just making a ploy

More please, Pooch & Mutt

He likes your stuff!